Free Agency Ain’t Got No Ceilings July 21, 2010

The Decision Fuck a Bron hater and fuck you Mr. Dan Gilbert-… O wait what? I have to be classy? Mature? What, logic? Reasoning-the hell is this shit that you’re putting on me? Man, y’all lucky Mr. Editor shut my ass down on another certified gold Leupe rant. Apparently I can’t just throw a couple [...]

Henry and Manny’s Most Excellent Adventure (pt. 1) August 20, 2008

Manny coughed, blinked, and coughed again. Turning his head to face the drivers side he initiated the mental clockwork needed in order to formulate and enunciate his intended thoughts. Crinkling his nose as he tried to lift the hazy veil from his eyes words began to formulate in-between his vision. Words in bright neon colors [...]

I Survived Living in a Culture Different from my own June 27, 2008

Appalling. Just when I thought American television had reached the bottom of the bottomless barrel with shows like Flavor of Love and a Shot at Love 2, ABC premiered “I Survived a Japanese Game Show” on Tuesday. The show centers on the immersion of 10 American contestants into Japanese culture, in an attempt to simulate [...]

America’s Favorite Bisexual is at it again… June 21, 2008

Tila Tequila. What is there to say about this girl? I had previously written an entry about her but it was lost to the wrath of the faultiness of Florida Power & Light Company. An owl lodged itself into a transformer which led to a city-wide blackout, so keep up the crackerjack job fellas. I [...]

Man Vs Octopus June 21, 2008

If you’ve seen my illustrations, then you know that I am an avid squid and octopus fan. Why? Because they are so freaking weird. I graciously dug through the youtube vault and extracted a couple freaky videos involving these lovely cephalopods, including one where a 400 pound Japanese man grapples with an octopus in front [...]