Free Agency Ain’t Got No Ceilings July 21, 2010

The Decision Fuck a Bron hater and fuck you Mr. Dan Gilbert-… O wait what? I have to be classy? Mature? What, logic? Reasoning-the hell is this shit that you’re putting on me? Man, y’all lucky Mr. Editor shut my ass down on another certified gold Leupe rant. Apparently I can’t just throw a couple [...]

5 Reasons Why Miami WILL win a Championship in 2011 July 13, 2010

Our brother blog, http://dappledawndrawn.wordpress.com, has recently posted a well-thought out and declarative article stating 5 reasons why the Miami Heat will not win the NBA championship in 2011. This post has enraged me, engaged me, and ENTICED me to respond with 5 counter points to each one of his reasons. This is not meant to [...]

The Tragedy of Alicia Sacramone August 21, 2008

Quite a girl isn’t she? Well if you were watching the team women’s gymnastics in the 2008 olympics you would’ve witnessed one of the saddest tragedies in recent memory. Even before the olympics began, people buzzed about the rivalry between the Americans and the Chinese. Even though the U.S. has taken the gold for the [...]

McDonald’s, Official Sponsor of Losers July 21, 2008

Quite recently I was enjoying a dandy 5-hour block of day-time televisions finest programming, Burn Notice. When in the midst of a crudely improvised car implosion and another tasteless spy tip by the sitcoms main protagonist did a commercial of the up most shameless quality appear. In this fabulous portrayal of mainstream advertising/marketing propaganda and [...]

His dad named him Tiger, and that’s just because mommy didn’t like Sabertooth. June 19, 2008

What more fitting of a way then to begin this “Suburban Connoisseur” epoch of sport reporting than by displaying the sparkle in one of the most spellbinding and electrifying sports around… professional golf! However maligned the sport may be to anyone with less than 401k and a rich uncle, there is a reason why golf [...]