5 Reasons Why Miami WILL win a Championship in 2011 July 13, 2010

Our brother blog, http://dappledawndrawn.wordpress.com, has recently posted a well-thought out and declarative article stating 5 reasons why the Miami Heat will not win the NBA championship in 2011. This post has enraged me, engaged me, and ENTICED me to respond with 5 counter points to each one of his reasons. This is not meant to [...]

airplane noir June 21, 2010

- there is nothing more terrifying than a person with a fear of heights than when the aluminum turkey you’re flying in decides to hit a patch of “rough air”. Though it isn’t turbulence in general that’s pant-shittingly frightening, moreso the moments in flight when gravity decides to do its damn job and the plane [...]

Meh November 20, 2009

Fatigue is the ultimate cock block..   =/ Love, Leupe

Stop touching your dick November 10, 2009

People need to stop stumbling onto our damn blog through googling nudey pics of the 2008 US women’s Olympic gymnastics team National heroes and you’re fappin’ to ‘em? For shame. >:-( Love, Leupe

Liveblogging from the MIT boathouse November 8, 2009

Hanging out at the MIT boathouse, wondering why it can’t be this warm every day and not the freezing tundra that is Dartmouth College. I might shit myself during the next race, fuck chipotle burritos. The girls here are so grim, intelligence is inversely proportional to good looks. Clenching hard, Luke

Musings in the A.M. November 4, 2009

You ever get ready to play with your johnson for just a quick midnight go-around, but then all of a sudden get hit with the sudden urge to blow a dookie? That right there is an indication that it’s gonna be a bad day… But hey, shit happens. Love, Leupe

What’s for Dinner? Tim Tebowned Steak September 7, 2008

As I’m strolling into the Tartan Pavilian, the local place to get some good pizza and have a nice overlook of the football stadium I’m rocking my one and only Miami Hurricanes football shirt. On my mind there is only one glorious thing, the UM vs UF game coming up in nearly an hour. Some [...]

WALL-E & EVE sittin’ in a tree, uh… s-p-a-r-k-i-n-g? July 6, 2008

If you haven’t already seen the new Pixar movie WALL-E, then get up off your ass. In a summer where box office gold is being pumped out on an almost weekly basis WALL-E definitely stands out as one of the more, how could I word this? Epic movies of this summer. But as always with [...]

The Curious Relationship Between Yes and No July 3, 2008

He sat drearily in the back row of an English class, illuminated by the depressing fluorescent lights. What is it about fluorescent lighting that takes all the cheer out of a room? They shone and they made him quite melancholy. Now, a proper student would be enthralled with his current studies and would be able [...]

The Protracted Commute of a High School Freshmen. July 1, 2008

I was looking through my old Live Journal, circa late middle school early high school, and I found this charming little entry that I wrote on the lat day of Freshmen year that documented my unique morning routine. I’ve included two poorly-lit photographs for setting purposes. It rained that morning, for the first time the [...]